You wanna know what I like most about good days? Other than being good, I mean, which is kind of a given anyway. I mean, if you say “I had a good day,” then it’s given that you like the good bits. Like the bits where you vanquished an evil doer ‘cause you managed to sneak up behind him and nail him right in the head, and man did he explode good after that, and you didn’t get a scratch either! Or the days when you get through one’ve your quests and pick up this great piece of armor even if I did have to keep in in a flower ring for a couple hours, just to make sure all the evil bleeds out of it. I mean, if I’d been wearing a dirty piece of armor around my teammates, then I might have cursed them or something! — and where was I? I don’t remember where I was exactly. Um. Hmm. Good day? Good day…

Anyway! I had a good day, with plenty of evil things sent back to … wherever evil things came from and really do they have homes and lives? I mean, I left some gold for its children, but I never do see any. Hmm. I think I’m going to have to start keeping a list. It’d be the right thing to do, y’know? Respectful and … y’know, stuff like that. Besides, I like the way it sounds. “Evil Monsters: 0, Mune: 9001.”